Thursday, December 5, 2013

The Battle for Atlantis: Kansas vs University of Texas El Paso


UTEP, those notorious cheaters, is currently being coached by Tim Floyd, who used to coach Iowa State and USC. Fuck him.
This game went a lot like the Villanova game - slow, shitty, not a great deal of offense. UTEP just wouldn't go away and the Hawks would step on the gas. After the game Bill said "We were a better team before we came down to the Bahamas. And we didn't learn a damn thing."
Ellis: 19 points
Selden: 14 points
Tharpe: 4 assists
Tharpe's assists trouble me.

The Battle For Atlantis: Kansas Jayhawks vs Villanova Wildcats


Friday, November 29, 2013.
This whole game was absolute bullshit.
Hopefully this team was humbled.
Kansas 59 - Villanova 63
Last minute three point shot by Arcidiacano to win.
Wiggins: 10 points.
Ellis: 11 points.
Nadir Tharpe: 4 Assists, 3 Turnovers.

Battle 4 Atlantis: KU 87 - Wake Forest 78

This is Boady's version of a Jayhawk shooting a Demon Dicken to death.
The Hawks pulled it out, though Wake hung around. 
Wiggins: 17 points.

I beat you, Demens deacons


This is Cohen's interpretation of the Hawks destroying the Deacons.

Thursday, November 28, 2013

The Battle for Atlantis


After that lovely Towson beatdown, the Hawks play stupid, consistently overrated Wake Forest in the Bahamas today. The Battle for Atlantis. 
Here's Boady's interpretation. 
Quoth the Demon Deacon: "I'm so stupid."

Friday, November 22, 2013

Kansas Jayhawks vs Towson Tigers - 11/22/13, Allen Fieldhouse, Lawrence, KS


Took Boady to the Towson game tonight. Lot's of fun. We didn't have time for a lot of photos but I did find a perfect parking space and we were home by 9:40. The Hawks were on fire in the first half, shooting like 68% or something ridiculous, and scoring 48 points while holding Towson to 16 in the first half. The Tigers got frustrated, and you could tell that the crowd was getting to them. 

 Obligatory shot with the court in the background.

My kick ass photography skills and a shot of my new favorite player of all time, Mr Frank Mason.
Today I talked with Mr Lear, as in Charles Lear, who played for Phog Allen, at work. We talked mainly about how impressed we were with Mason. Mr Lear said: "He's the only one with the guts right now to go to the basket." He's right.
KU: 88
Towson: 58
KU out-rebounded Towson 39-27.
Somehow they lost the turnover battle 12-11.
Towson only had one assist in the first half and 8 for the game. KU had 19.
Joel Embiid had 3 glorious blocks. Boady said "That's our next Withey right there!"
Wiggins: 16 points
Andrew White III: 3-4 from 3 point land.
Rock. Chalk.

The Towson TIgers

Cohen's interpretation of the Jayhawks beating the Tigers, sans "Fuck You" but with the poop and pee on a poor Towson fan. 

Boady reverts back to the old faithful shooting motif.


Wednesday, November 20, 2013

KU vs Iona


Boady's interpretation of KU "nuking" the Gaels at Allen Fieldhouse.
KU wins, 86-66.
Wiggins: 13 points
Joel Embiid: 16 pts, 13 rebounds
Perry Ellis: 21 points
KU shot 57%
I didn't watch this game, and was only able to listen to  the end of the second half. The game lasted less than two hours, and I spent the first hour at Cohen's school program "Harvest Hoedown".

It was worth it, especially since I got to see her first attempts at line dancing.

But I did buy tickets to the Towson game today.


Monday, November 18, 2013

The Iona Gaels

The Jayhawks play the Gaels of Iona College tomorrow night. 
Cohen continues her "Fuck You" Suite for this interpretation of the Hawks beating the Gaels.
I bought tickets for this game last week, but had to sell them. I had forgotten that Cohen's "Harvest Hoedown" school chorus program was at the same time. So I sold the tickets and made $40.
She'd better sing like an angel tomorrow night.

Kansas Vs West Virginia (Football)


On Saturday, November 16, 2013 the Kansas Football Jayhawks broke their two plus year losing streak in conference play against the West Virginia Mountaineers. At the time the Hawks were 2-7. The Mountaineers were 4-6. It was a great game, started off a little scary when WV marched down the field on the opening drive, but everything turned out okay.
It was Cohen's first game - she was really excited. Boady, he's been to three now (Louisiana Monroe and Texas in 2012, and now WVU). They had a blast. 

We started off sitting in section 11 but there were a few problems.
A) Two West Virginia fans were sitting in front of us. They complained about the refs constantly when they weren't stuffing sauerkraut covered hot dogs in their face.
B) Even worse, directly behind us was a know-it-all loudmouth who would not shut up. He was a KU fan but would call out "Pass" or "Run" directly after each snap, and then, when he was wrong (which was almost always) would explain how they Hawks should have run or should have passed, and that's what he meant.
So we moved to general admission.Which worked out better.



I like to take a picture of the kids with a name from the Jayhawks hall of fame. Last year it was the Sayers name. This year Mr Riggins.


Like I said, the game was great. The Hawks held on and won! Final score was 34-19, but it wasn't really even that close. At the end the students rushed the field, tore down the goal post, and threw it in Potters Lake.

But we didn't see that. We left with a few minutes left in the game. Partially, I admit, because I expected the game to be a blowout at halftime and that I'd leave in disgust. And partially because I didn't want to leave my wife at home with the baby all day long. And partially because, well, I guess I just don't have the same reverence for West Virginia football that most Jayhawk football fans do. 
And partially because the kids were laying down on the bleachers. They were tired and it was time to go.
Rock Chalk!!!

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

94-83


Here's Cohen's anti-Duke picture.
The obscenities were her choice. 
The things falling from the bottom side of the Jayhawk are, um, urine and feces onto a Duke fan.
We're really into not obstructing our children's creativity.
Rock Fucking Chalk.
Fucking Jay Fucking Hawk.
Fuck Duke U.
Ku: 94 Duke: 83
United Center
Chicago, IL
Perry Ellis: 24 points,  9 rebounds
Andrew Wiggins: 22 points
KU out-rebounded Duke 36-21 because Duke is full of pussies that back off the ball.
I watched this game at the Brass Rail, a bar down the street from my house.

Pre-Duke


Wiggins got a haircut before this game.

Monday, November 11, 2013

Duke Tomorrow


Tomorrow: KU vs Duke in Chicago. Here's Boady's picture of a Jayhawk killing a Blue Devil. And laughing about as the Blue Devil screams in pain.

Sunday, November 10, 2013