Thursday, December 5, 2013

The Battle for Atlantis: Kansas vs University of Texas El Paso


UTEP, those notorious cheaters, is currently being coached by Tim Floyd, who used to coach Iowa State and USC. Fuck him.
This game went a lot like the Villanova game - slow, shitty, not a great deal of offense. UTEP just wouldn't go away and the Hawks would step on the gas. After the game Bill said "We were a better team before we came down to the Bahamas. And we didn't learn a damn thing."
Ellis: 19 points
Selden: 14 points
Tharpe: 4 assists
Tharpe's assists trouble me.

The Battle For Atlantis: Kansas Jayhawks vs Villanova Wildcats


Friday, November 29, 2013.
This whole game was absolute bullshit.
Hopefully this team was humbled.
Kansas 59 - Villanova 63
Last minute three point shot by Arcidiacano to win.
Wiggins: 10 points.
Ellis: 11 points.
Nadir Tharpe: 4 Assists, 3 Turnovers.

Battle 4 Atlantis: KU 87 - Wake Forest 78

This is Boady's version of a Jayhawk shooting a Demon Dicken to death.
The Hawks pulled it out, though Wake hung around. 
Wiggins: 17 points.

I beat you, Demens deacons


This is Cohen's interpretation of the Hawks destroying the Deacons.